$FTNL
The life changing pill, $FTNL. All it takes is one $FTNL to change your life forever
Your new best friend is here
He has all you need and all you will ever want
$FTNL is loved
Sometimes people love him a little too much
$FTNL fits in lots of interesting places
Sometimes $FTNL needs to fit in tight places to get you where you are
YUM
My dad love $FTNL more than he loves me
$FTNL Crew
Sometimes lonely, desperate friends are the best friends to roll with
$FTNL is super chill
Maybe to chill